One of 2013’s best films alongside one of 2013’s least interesting. Guess which is which?

The on-going saga that is the Marvin Gaye biopic.

Yes, we heard it through the grapevine.

It’s both an offence and a collection of electrochemical cells converting chemical energy to electrical energy; we can’t be sure which one he’s in.

None of these people look very hungry, if you ask me.

Eight of them, to be precise.

Cinna man, where you running to?

Who are the most baked, caned, hopped-up or tripped-out characters in movie history? Here, in the sort of order which can only really be dreamt up through a haze of quaaludes, mescaline and Night Nurse, are our top ten.

Looking for a box office blast, or avoiding a bomb? We look forward to all the upcoming releases including Edge of Darkness, Invictus, Precious, Disney’s The Princess and the Frog, Adoration, Youth in Revolt and what looks like the utterly terrible Astro Boy. You can’t go wrong with our patented anticipation-o-meter!