Emma Stone’s lovely face…

Everyone looks knackered.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE SHOUTING ABOUT

“The name’s Bond. CAR BOND.”

Guess what? All that stuff happens that happened before.

Mermaids – attractive? Well we never…

LOOK HOW HUNGOVER THEY ARE

It turns out that pirates like guns.

Erm… Wow.

And its Graham Greene-a-licious.