So many pies, Rachel Weisz, and only eight fingers!

The name is Blanche. Carte Blanche…

Please, Anthony Hopkins, be better than you were in You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger…

How will Danny Craig fare against the Dark Lord, eh?

Hugely talented, enviably beautiful and married to Daniel Craig, Rachel Weisz is the thinking man’s crumpet and the thinking woman’s object of bitter, bitter envy. But what does she get up to when she’s not fighting mummies and winning Oscars? It’s a Tuesday; this must be the Cheat Sheet…

Starring Bill Nighy, Rachel Weitz and crushing disappointment

Who needs suspense?

YES, Edward Norton. YES

Christina Hendricks for Dorothy!

From time to time we are presented with films so bad that they rattle our cages till they can rattle no more. Sometimes we shamefully have to bury our heads in the sand because the powers that be force us to enjoy them. So without further ado, may we present you with the top ten films we hate to love and love to hate