It’s posters. New posters.

“What’s your hobby?” “Resurrection.”

BOOM ZOOM one-liner SMASH BANG kiss Naomie Harris WALLOP KAPOW

Where?

No, really, there’s actual electric stuff in it. Like a LIGHTNING BOLT

Coriolanus is out! It hasn’t been nominated for any Oscars (because it was released too late, but let’s not split hairs)! Ralph Fiennes is on the warpath (probably)! And just think what a man who takes Auschwitz in his stride would do to you if you bumped into him and mispronounced his name? READ THIS CHEAT SHEET QUICKLY, BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

Not quite as weird as it sounds.

So wrathful!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAURGHRUHG *flails ineffectually with tiny arms*

In the immortal words of Noddy Holder, “IT’S CHRIIISSSSSTTTMAAAAASSS!!”. Well, not quite yet. But it is the first day of December today (we don’t miss a trick here at BFF). And to celebrate, we bring you the top ten films that sound as though they should be about Christmas but really, really aren’t. Luckily, we’ve reinvented all these titles to make them more palatable this Yule.