Paul Giamatti could play Spider-Man’s nemesis, Rhino, in new film set for 2014 release.

The Edge of Love meets The Edge of Reason

The director and star of Forgetting Sarah Marshall reunite for another offbeat romantic comedy designed to tug on your heartstrings, elbow your tearducts and rabbit-punch your laughter glands in equal measure. The Five-Year Engagement is perfectly watchable, but should rom-coms really be this bloody miserable?

“He’s just a guy who wants his arm back.” WELL DUH.

“Hey, I’m swingin’ here!”

Mate, those funnel web spiders will Nock. Your. Punk ass. DOWN!

Courtesy of your friendly neighbourhood geneticist!

References, all the time clever references! We’re so self-impressed.

Imagine if Rhys Ifans had been able to turn into a massive lizard in Notting Hill…

SO SHINY