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Him and Judi Dench are sooo going to have an on set romance.

Huzzah!

Knowing him, Bond himself will probably shoot some Indians. And then quip about it.

The name is Blanche. Carte Blanche…

How will Danny Craig fare against the Dark Lord, eh?

Hope you enjoy being coerced into sex and then abandoned so your new boyf can go and shoot some people, Naomie.

After seven years of marriage, actress Kate Winslet and director Sam Mendes have announced that their marriage is over. Sad times for all of us who wanted to believe in the celeb relationship, great news for all of us bitter about other people being married to Kate Winslet.

Set in the 1950s, Revolutionary Road centres on the relationship between Alice (Kate Winslet) and Frank Wheeler (Leo DiCaprio); a married couple in their late twenties. Seen as the shining example of wedded bliss by their friends and neighbours living on Revolutionary Road, they have two children, a secure future and a beautiful home. But beneth their flawless exterior both Alice and Frank feel as though their lives are being wasted. Revolutionary Road is a poignant, heartbreaking and piercing look into what makes up a relationship, and how it is that deep love can turn to hatred.