Ever since Star Wars fans staged a boycott against George Lucas’ latest milk-the-hell-outta-previous-success scheme (namely, his heavily adapted Blu Ray editions), we’ve been at breaking point with the bearded man. So, like your very own Ghost Of Film-Mistakes Past, I’ll be taking him backwards through time in the hopes that looking at his mistakes anew will make him a better person. Here are the Top 10 WTF Moments of George Lucas’ Career

Darth Lucas has altered the originals once again. And the rebel forces are gathering…

It’s nearly Bank Holiday weekend, and thunder is shaking the turrets of Best For Film Towers. Perfect. As you prepare for your thoroughly underwhelming trips to Margate, Skegness or possibly Croydon, spare a thought for the grammatical gladiators assigned to fight it out in the unseasonably empty arena of the Friday Face/Off! All together now: a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away…

Oprah? Really?

Well, there are 8 movies, and two of them have been in 3D, so…yeah.

As Woody himself so devastatingly put it: “somebody’s poisoned the water-hole”. Please, John. Please don’t do this to us.

To celebrate the forthcoming DVD release of Robot Chicken Star Wars Episode 3 on July the 4th we have 3 GIANT GUMMY BEARS to give away – the largest in the world! Competition ends 10 July 2011.

With Jake Gyllenhaal shoved in a holding cell all on his lonesome for a fair part of Source Code, sci-fi movies continue to love a loner. Let’s look at the those who believe that, unless they’re safely in another galaxy, other people can be just a little bit clingy.

Since little Saoirse Ronan has come out all freckled and hard as nails in Hanna, it got us thinking about other kick-ass girl tweens that could give Bruce lee a good hiding. You don’t want to mess with any of these chicks. Not that you would. They’re not even real, man.

Revisit a galaxy far, far away… with the action-packed animated adventures of STAR WARS™: THE CLONE WARS™ on DVD. To celebrate the release on 21 March we have the Volume 2 Season 2 DVD to give away! Competition ends 29 April 2011.