Woe.

It’s alright, this time it’s nonsense.

All of those irresponsible, drunken shenanigans were bound to end in tears.

It’s ok, they’re gonna ugly him up.

Wonder how much it cost them?

But… doesn’t that spoil the ‘joke’?

The party refuses to be over.

This week our faithful cheat sheet looks at the ever rising star that is Bradley Cooper. Between his love of cooking, helping inner-city children, being fluent in French, his adorable pet dogs and his general talent at ACTING we cannot say a bad word about him. Disgusting, isn’t it?

We’re not allowed to swear in this bit. If we were, we DEFINITELY would be. For now, just think of the worst word you know, adjectivise it and apply it to Warner Bros.

Laziness reaps rewards for Hollywood sequel. Surprise, surprise…