Johnny Depp is wearing lots of makeup and doing a weird voice, people still put milk in their cereal and the sky is still blue.

Who was that masked man, anyway?

Do you see what we did there?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it.. wait, is it getting further away?

Hammer Time

Johnny Depp will be donning the fancy dress once again, this time to play the Lone Ranger’s right hand man in a new big budget Disney remake

Disney’s next project – a live action adaptation of The Lone Ranger – has finally got a writer attached. And who’s the lucky cad? Justin Haythe, writer of Revolutionary Road.