Russell Crowe is many things; part owner of the Australian rugby team South Sydney Rabbitohs, Oscar-winning actor, champion Phone Hurler, singer/songwriter, father, lover and an utter enigma. To celebrate his reemergence into acting after his 1 year hiatus (to work on his music) with The Man With The Iron Fists, Best For Film has compiled this lovely Cheat Sheet to explore his Beautiful Mind. Make sure you are never without a Russell Crowe fact ever again! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

Winner of Esquire Magazine’s coveted Best Dressed Male award in 2006 and achieving 7th in Elle Magazine’s 15 Sexiest Men poll in 2007, Daniel Craig is known for little else. What’s that? James Bond you say? Never heard of it.

Autopsy confirms lack of brain activity. Take THAT, movie.

Spoiler alert.

(not really, it’s actually Russell Crowe dressed up)

There is a very popular and controversial book doing the rounds in Hollywood at the moment. It is full of whores and heroes. No, it isn’t Fifty Shades. It is..

Joan of Ark?

Splinters?

TIME IS TICKING

Finally! *snick*