We don’t want to ruin your Friday, but grubby paedophile Roman Polanski is making an erotic film.
NINE YEARS THIS HAS TAKEN. NINE YEARS.
Not content with getting us all in a flutter with Top Gun 2 news, our favourite scientologst (and seriously, that’s top of a big list) has set the film world a-flame once again with rumours that he’ll be appearing in musical Rock Of Ages. Singing? Dancing? Presumably platform disco shoes? We’re pretty much in.