Reeves of the Planet of the Apes.

Caesar… is… BACK.

Who needs the One Ring when you’ve got a GODDAMN HORSE?

Stop what you are doing and read this news. It is the best news since George Osborne was booed at the Paralympics.

Clarke among the Apes.

He’s got his stinkin’ paws all over it!

We’ve heard of swapping football stickers, but… films?

“They finally made a monkey out of hiiiiiim!”

Rawwwwwhhrrrr!