How did she make vampires boring? HOW?
“He’s just a guy who wants his arm back.” WELL DUH.
If you have a child today, call it Plutarch Seymour Hoffman. You are commanded.
Red carpet to be made out of wool, or wallabies or something. We don’t really know enough about NZ to make jokes.
I have had it with these motherfucking memories in this motherfucking cyborg policeman!
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