They call her Calamity Padmé…

Soon to be renamed ‘Going Sparkly’.

Helen Mirren is officially the oldest woman in the world that you’re allowed to want to sleep with. Which is nice. She’s also indisputably one of the finest actors of her generation, which is nicer. But did you know that she’s descended from Russian nobility? No, you didn’t. Sounds like somebody needs an ice cold Cheat Sheet…

Courtesy of your friendly neighbourhood geneticist!

He has nothing to declare but his facelift.

YAY SCIENTOLOGY! Wait…

The summer’s taking a while to arrive, but from Thursday you can travel across the world without leaving town – the London International Documentary Festival is back, and for ten glorious days it’ll be setting the world to right in venues across London. Thank God it’s Monday, eh?

It pains us to write that. It does.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE… Best For Film writer who finds love in Ryan’s arms.

BOOM ZOOM one-liner SMASH BANG kiss Naomie Harris WALLOP KAPOW