For some reason.

Another found footage film? Really? About some teenagers who unexpectedly develop superpowers? You may be struggling to decide whether this is more shamelessly ripped off from Misfits or Jumper, but Josh Trank’s slick and brooding feature debut is very much an original. You’ll believe a nerd can fly…

That doesn’t really mean anything, but if films are called _____ Knot you’ve got to have a title about tying. Them’s the rules.

HULK SMASH POINTLESS TEASERS!

Hey Bond, want to show us your license to underwhelm?

X-Men: 2 Legs is 2 2 Many!

Despite its high-octane NEESON WOLVES NEESON WOLVES NEESON NEESON WOLVES trailer, The Grey isn’t actually about wolves. Not really. There are wolves in it, sure, but they’re what the film is about in the same sort of way that King Kong is about Jack Black. Which is probably why it’s really rather good.

Is there anything that woman can’t do?

Maybe he should go on Come Dine With Dwarves! No? Okay, forget we mentioned it.

ALRIGHT THE ARTIST IS THE BEST FILM EVER WE GET IT.