JABBY JABBY JABBY

IF YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO ETC

BALLS TO ANCHORMAN

How many more must suffer at the hands of Transformers, Dark Of The Moon?

…or whatever.

WE HEART YOU SECRET CINEMA EVEN IF YOU DO COST ALL THE MONEY

DARKER? Than lovely Chloe Moretz saying that naughty word?

Don’t you think it could have used a few more sequins, Baz?

A stunning performance from newcomer Gretchen Lodge saves the occasionally misjudged but undeniably disturbing Lovely Molly ; a tale of one woman’s descent into madness at the hands of demons past and – unfortunately for our Mol – very much present. The scares may be patchy, but when they hit, they fester.

Alright, mainly Tom Hardy. Don’t pretend to complain.