A fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust, and a hearty “Hi-ho, I’m a massive racist!”, Johnny Depp!
Mace Windu’s fabulous purple lightsaber to make an appearance in Star Wars VII?
The Man With The Iron Fists is more of a bloviated vanity piece by lead/director/writer/composer RZA than an homage to Chinese martial arts cinema. Proving that mediocre and poorly-edited action sequences are no substitute for a coherent screenplay, this film is an hour and a half of unenjoyable tosh that never even approaches the level of violence, gore, or fun that it promises. Someone better wrap RZA in a warm blanket and put him back to bed, he’s obviously not ready to be doing films yet.
Can we bombard Jessica Alba with gamma rays until she disappears? A couple minutes on high should get the job done.
New Dr. Wu switcheroo causes a hullabaloo in Chengdu. Woo!
It’s Minority Report + Mad Max + Wall-E + Tom Cruise Shouting At Things – Oblivion looks great!
With the teaser trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness finally out, let’s look back at one of the most successful reboots of one of the most successful franchises in history. No one could have predicted how good J.J. Abrams would make Star Trek. For our tribute, let us drink as if we’ve just failed the Kobayashi Maru for the 10th time!
Just walk away, Elizabeth Banks. Just Walk away and there will be an end to the horror
Surrounded by two hunky potential lovers? Better take a prophylactic course of antibiotics, Saoirse Ronan…
Snipe London
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