Please, Penélope, use protection. Bond looks as though he’s a repository for every sexually-communicable disease out there.

Come ON, Superman, we all need saving from no-you-induced boredom.

Being given a role in Guardians of the Galaxy must be like jury duty.

Yes, Grumpy Cat is a she. No, this is not a good idea.

Julia, have a word.

“The name’s Mendes… Indecisive Mendes.”

This should be Hillarious.

We have more Star Wars news than the Death Star has storage space

Quicksilver now set to appear in both X-Men: Days of Future Past and The Avengers 2, but will have to be completely different characters.

Maybe next year they’ll invite us *sniff*