Sigourney Weaver to act alongside David Cronenberg. Lock up your kids.

And we give up.

You’re favourite 90s boy band are back with an album, a tour and now a documentary!

Following hard-on from the news of the Pope’s resignation from the see of St Peter, we at BFF Towers got to thinking about some other epic resignations that have found their way onto our screens over the years. Eclectically scouring the realms of both television and cinema, we’ve come up with a Top 10 that could fuel the firing of any popemobile. Enjoy.

Aging thespian and hardnut Sylvester Stallone returns – whether we want him to or not – as the lead in Bullet to the Head; an action-packed thriller originally based on a French graphic novel. Better late than never, some might say. But is it? Is Bullet to the Head really a worthy return for our Rocky hero? Haven’t we seen it all before; the flying bullets, the incessant one-liners, the box-shaped man with the steroid-fuelled arms?

With bigamy-centric farce Run For Your Wife, widely tipped to be 2013’s worst film, on (very limited) release this week, Danny Dyer’s star has seldom been higher… although that’s not saying much, actually. But where do you stand on the great Dyer debate – is he a cheeky cockney chappie lending some much-needed levity to British cinema, or just a dreadful tossbag who should have been drowned as a child? We haven’t decided yet.

Tod Williams takes over from Eli Roth. Boo! Hiss!

Clive Owen is to star in psychological thriller Blue Angel.

The reunion we’ve all been waiting for.

Argo may have stole the Bafta thunder, but Skyfall pick up a great achievement for the first ever Bafta win for any Bond film.