Will you be taking Carrie to the prom?

Come on, groups of attractive holidaying teenagers, didn’t you *see* Cabin In The Woods?!

There’s no Daniel Radcliffe in this one, it can only be uphill from here folks.

Death doesn’t seem to have slowed Agent Coulson down much.

It’s mid-October, so obviously the world is already decked out in Christmas bullshit and seasonal food that goes out of date in November. Christmas coming early is obviously ridiculous, but the real tragedy behind it is that Hallowe’en – king of all the fatuous seasonal holidays – gets left behind, struggling to be heard under the mountains of chocolate Santa Claus’ and reams of low-quality, pound-land wrapping paper. Well bollocks to that! Stick two-fingers up to Christmas and get terrifyingly drunk with our Classic Horror Movies Drinking Game!

Jodie Foster washes her hands of The Beaver. We’ve all been there. Fair play.

Gosling, gangsters and Tommy guns. We’re sold.

Will this be another TKO?

Answers are coming! Then probably more questions! Then a crushing sense of disappointment! Yayyyyy!

Terry Gilliam’s making a film. Reckon it’ll be bonkers? We reckon it’ll be bonkers.