Question: How many Hobbits could a Hobbit hop over if a Hobbit could hop Hobbits? Answer: Go away
Benedict Cumberbatch has super bad fire-breath
Next week: a four thousand minute trailer for The Silmarillion. In Elvish.
Let’s not forget when Bill got eaten by that massive lake monster. Poor old Bill.
New TV spot for The Hobbit features trolls, New Zealand and dodgy pick-up lines from Gandalf. The usual, then.
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