Cats the world over breathe a sigh of relief as Curiosity lands on Mars. What will the NASA rover tell us? What will it find? Dust? Martians? The tattered remains of John Carpenter’s dignity? We humans had a real thing for the fourth rock from the Sun in the late 90s, ushering in a host of dreadful films about Mars whose Wikipedia blurbs end with ‘a critical and commercial failure’.

Name: Milena Markovna Kunis Date of Birth: 14th August 1983 Place of birth: Chernivtsi, Ukrainian SSR Special moves: Acting, sexy, husky voice, complete heterochromia (has one green and one brown..

I would like to make it clear that it is a very hard thing to make a film. To give the writers and directors of I Against I some credit..

Michael Kenneth Williams joins the cast of Robocop as Alex Murphy’s partner

It is a novel that defined a generation and continues to be the pop culture, uber-master for hordes of students who decide to take a gap-yah before going to study..

And wins.

Put the Champagne back on ice, we’ve got to wait til summer 2013

The clothes I’m wearing? I’ve bought it. The rock I’m rockin’ ‘Cause I depend on me! You go girl! Women really are on the top at the moment in Hollywood…

In which the cast look vaguely like Soviet despots. This is reassuring.

Because we don’t like you to try new things without our express permission, we took it upon ourselves to give the Pyjama Party: Dance Edition at the cushy Prince Charles Cinema a whirl – six films, ten hours, millions of jazz hands. With booze. And a onesie. Under the dictionary definition of “a good time”, you will find a picture of us attempting the Dirty Dancing lift, at 6am, blind drunk.