The Lorax opens on Friday, with the eponymous orange land guardian voiced by Danny DeVito, just as he is in the Spanish, German, Italian and Russian version, which is impressive in anyone’s book. You’ve got til Saturday to catch him in his West End debut The Sunshine Boys with Richard Griffiths. 100% of the people we asked described it as “utterly, painfully tedious”, so make of that what you will. In the meantime, have yourselves a little cheat sheet…

With the triumphant advent of The Dark Knight Rises , it will be a very long time indeed before Christopher Nolan can no longer be described as the titan of his genre; in every respect, this work stands head and shoulders above its competitors. Rivalled solely by Marvel’s incredible Avengers Assemble, the Batman trilogy is brought to a wholly disturbing, yet graceful close in one of the strongest presentations of our generation.

Quick, before Warner Bros. spoils everything and takes it down! EDIT: They’ve spoiled it.

Hiding out in embassies and being on the run from the long arm of the law? No, it is not another news story about The Bourne Legacy, but the latest..

What a set of lungs, young lady.

French horror director Pascal Laugier is bored of torturing women (Martyrs) and now he’s stealing children, you go Pascal!

Russell Crowe, award winning actor and Aussie brawler has decided to add a new accolade to his gleaming achievements by becoming the director of a new Bill Hicks biopic. The..

Keira Knightley in a period film? NO WAY.

So, who’s already too hot? Air-conditioned museums looking like a better and better option? Yeah, us too – add in some gin, and we’re THERE. Therefore, this TGIM is our request that you run along to the 007 exhibition at the Barbican before the Olympics start and the place is riddled with bemused Japanese tourists asking you to hold their Union Jack bumbags and take photos of them with every cracked floor tile they come across.

In which an air stewardess fails to keep her knickers covered.