A pretty cool nerd convention. Yes, really.

Good makeup negates the need for acting, everyone knows that!

Xenu! Libel! XENU!

Remember when Top 10 lists weren’t depressing, but uplifting? They reminded you about which beach bodies were buffest, and who was the richest, and which holiday destinations were best. This list isn’t like that. This is a sad list. Now, this sad list has parameters because we aren’t talking about merely becoming older, for that is unaccountably ageist, and we at Best For Film love those close-to-death, crotchety, ‘back in my day’ old timers. We aren’t here to make fun of those rushing headlong into the endless sleep. No, no dear friends, we are here to make fun of those actors and actresses that have become freaks of nature. Welcome to our sad list guys. You won’t thank us.

Willem Dafoe is on rare form with this intensely atmospheric thriller set in the trackless Tasmanian mountains. But can the rest of the film live up to his performance? An aesthetic masterpiece with a commanding central character, The Hunter is nevertheless a little too diffuse to truly captivate.

If by ‘ridiculous’ you mean ‘FUCKMAZING’

Joseph Gordon-Willis!

This is like when David Hockney got an iPad.

“Every second that passes is BAD.” Then stop talking nonsense, Jeff Daniels!

“You’re gonna wish you had three hands…”