iCumberbatch is just too iCumbersome to make a joke out of, iSn’t iT?

The chestburster can’t be more terrifying than the acting in any given Nicholas Sparks film, surely?

It’s nice to see young girls carrying guns again.

We like that confidence, Eon. We like it a lot.

The wait is finally over! After no fewer than four stand-alone prequels, the giants of Marvel’s metahuman stable explode onto the silver screen in a joyous orgy of action, wit and great big hammers. Visionary director Joss Whedon pulls off the ultimate balancing act as Earth’s Mightiest Heroes™ settle their differences for one of the most exhilarating superhero films ever.

Starring Leo and his Evil Quiff

James Huth’s French language Western is big, colourful and deeply silly. Sitting somewhere between Blazing Saddles and the Milky Bar adverts, Lucky Luke has all the right ingredients but none of the structure or depth to support itself as anything other than a cartoonish comedy. But with a cast boasting the likes of Jean Dujardin (in the days before he was George Valentin), and a whole lot of silly gags, you might find Lucky Luke a fun way to spend a couple of hours.

My spidey sense tells me more boring photos are nearby!

AI CARUMBA – every excerpt ever about a Spanish film

Adam Sandler’s voice is unfortunately still part of Adam Sandler