The Rock lining up to play Hercules. Zeus may be turning in his Olympian grave, but for us mortals this is a cause for much celebration.

Our souls feel like that frog thing that Jar Jar Binks accidentally fires at Sebulba.

You know what they say – the older the pie, the… erm…. VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA

Interesting more as a window onto 60’s Paris and the spectacle that was Brigitte Bardot than as a piece of film, Love on a Pillow is unlikely to appeal to many who are just hoping for a decent movie.

Beautiful and touching portrayals of inspiring historical figures are so soppy aren’t they? We decided it’s time to commemorate some of the worst and most distasteful attempts at realising history’s icons.

Yippee ki-Jai?

Hipsters everywhere piss pants with excitement.

Paramount refuse to give rights to Godfather novels back to the family who invented them.

Even more hair!

The winner of this year’s Cannes Queer Palm, Oliver Hermanus’ Beauty is a bleak look at the secret life of a closeted South African homosexual. But does its visceral insight into the specifics of its subject overshadow the importance of the societal pressures at hand?