Weinsteins plan to turn the new Keith Chegwin into the new Dudley Moore.

She’s not playing Whitney. LETDOWN

Muppets Muppets Muppets Muppets Muppets! And what we actually mean by that is, there are plenty of choices for your Orange voucher this week. But mainly if you don’t go and see The Muppets, you’re probably dying of some terrible disease. LET’S TALK:

Tense Mexican drug thriller Miss Bala is coming to DVD this month – and we have three copies up for grabs!

It’s one of the most talked about films of 2011. You’d basically be a fool if you didn’t own We Need To Talk About Kevin. Helpfully, we’ve got 3 copies to give away…

Well, it can’t be as bad as Mr. Woodcock ….

Whitney talks about her upcoming comeback film Sparkle before her death. Come to think of it, is there such a thing as a posthumous comeback?

“Elementary, my dear-” HE DIDN’T BLOODY SAY THAT WHY DO YOU PRETEND HE SAID IT?

IT SINKS?

What do The Muppets, Ali G and Flight Of The Conchords all have in common? Apart from the occasional bit of humourous racism, we mean? Why the STICKY TOUCH of James Bobin, of course! Co-creator of Sacha Baron Cohen’s most famous character, creative brain behind the Conchords’ TV success and director of The Muppets – how on earth has this bloke stayed under our radar for so long? Probably the racist stuff, to be honest. CHEAT SHEET!