We’re totally going to put something other than the word NAZI in this excerpt.

We know. We know.,..

One Bourne every minute…

FINALLY

DEAR GOD NOTHING HAS EVER BEEN COLDER THAN THIS. No more smugly wearing hats, no more wistful wintery walks, no more thinking about how nice it’ll feel when we’re finally indoors – this is madness. Get thee to a cinema. For your health. FOR YOUR HEALTH, WE SAY.

…except he doesn’t really.

The renowned Tricycle Theatre in Kilburn is bringing the best of international cinema to London in the build-up to the 2012 Oscars. Nominated and longlisted films from all over the world will be screening for just two weeks before the Academy Awards themselves – make sure you don’t miss out on a seat!

SO MUCH WRATH

Don’t worry, he’s starring in it as well *SWOON*

Finally! *snick*