O HAI, eyegasm.

Come on Duncs, do it for us, yeah?

Liam Neeson has been replaced in The Hangover sequel by Nick Cassavetes. The much-publicised cameo (which itself replaced Mel Gibson) was cut from the film after director Todd Phillips needed..

I’ve come here to remake movies and chew gum, and I’m ALL OUT OF GUM

Every second someone becomes a victim of a crime; a crime that can threaten irreversible damage and destroy lives. The suggested route of reparation is largely ineffective, but the alternative is infinitely more frightening. It is an easy feat, if not a moral compulsion, to judge the latter course of action, but it is perhaps the privilege of those who have never had to confront violence to disparage the power to resist.

Director David Gordon Green (Pineapple Express) is back with frequent collaborators James Franco (127 Hours) and Danny McBride (Eastbound & Down) for a big-budget epic… stoner comedy? That’s right. Imagine Harry Potter if Harry was as juvenile and vulgar as, well, your average teenage boy and you pretty much have Your Highness.

The latest piece of news to be allowed out of the secret Nolan pen to be fed to the slavering masses is that The Social Network’s Josh Pence will be..

But it’s not out for bloody ages.

It’s fair to say that we’ve made our position on Nicolas Cage a matter of public record – the man is increasingly an embarrassment to his craft (not to mention his uncle), churning out film after shitty film with reckless abandon. And now, to add insult to injury, he’s invaded the Mash-Up! We’re not having this. DEFEND YOUR SCHOOL!

Valerie (Seyfried) and woodcutter Peter are in love, but her parents want to marry her off to wealthier metal smith Henry (Irons). So far, so medieval romcom. But that’s not..