Remember that viral email that explained how to get someone to have sex with you just by claiming to be from the future? This viral was turned into a witty little short film by director Torrey Meeks. Prepare to be delighted and… inspired. You dirty dog.

Why is it that one name finds preference over another? Why didn’t Marion Morrison become the best known cowboy in Hollywood? Why isn’t Konigsberg a household name? How on earth do you go about making your own stage name? Well my dears, look no further.

What is it that makes Colin Firth, Helen Mirren and Judi Dench so good at playing our monarchs of old? Is it maturity, is it talent or is it just that they all have a crown fetish? From the Sixteenth Century up to the present day, many actors have tried to play royalty, and few have succeeded. Those that have are celebrated here.

And thus the God of cheap nights out smiles down upon us once again: Orange Wednesday is here! We celebrate the only day of the week where we can’t kid ourselves we’re going to the cinema alone out of convenience. This is what we’re watching, what about you?

Gibson’s fall from grace continues to gather momentum.

Probably.

It’s got an elephant doing a handstand in it. And that’s all you need to know.

Wizardy duel time, warning- characters you have invested time in may get hurt. Badly hurt. Dead hurt.

No, we don’t know how this made it from someone’s mind onto film either. And it’s not about condoms.

Says rumours that he was pulled from the second half of the show are “rubbish”