Benedict Cumberbatch has super bad fire-breath

Next week: a four thousand minute trailer for The Silmarillion. In Elvish.

YOU DON’T KNOW JACK. We can’t take credit for that, it’s in the trailer. Genius.

Let’s not forget when Bill got eaten by that massive lake monster. Poor old Bill.

London’s seventh annual Korean Film Festival is in full swing! Running until November 11th, it’s a rare showcase of popular Korean filmmaking, offering an insight into a culture as in love with pop music, fashion and Hollywood as our own. Bringing over the cream of a remarkably strong national cinema, the KFF continues to expose audiences to a fascinating dichotomy of the alien and familiar, as all the tried and true tropes of genre cinema are played out in a foreign language.

Is it December 14th yet? IS IT?

Who’s next? Barbara Walters?!

Viggo Mortensen has earned himself a reputation as one of the better leading men in Hollywood , and particularly as his newfound status as David Cronenberg’s muse in films like A History of Violence and A Dangerous Method. Often playing enigmatic and charismatic characters, shrouded with mystery and an epic backstory, does the same apply to Mortensen himself? In honour of his role in this week’s On The Road, let’s find out!

As long as it doesn’t interfere with filming on Sherlock we have no problem with this.

If we want to watch self-consciously ‘zany’ dwarves, we’ll cut Noel Fielding’s legs off.