Do you think it might actually happen?

GO ON, HANDLEBAR-FACE!

Have five more perfectly matched words ever before been brought together?

Hobbit news that isn’t TERRIBLE news? What brave new world is this?

So, we’ve heard that a couple of small films based on some fantasy book, starring a few fairly well-known actors and directed by this Kiwi bloke have started shooting in..

Hobbits, eh? You either love ’em or you want to set fire to the filthy matted hair on top of their knobbly feet – and if you don’t subscribe to either of those positions then ssh, because they’re sort of the cornerstone of this whole blog. Master debaters Tash and John are going head to head in a bit to decide whether or not the Shire should be burnt to the ground.

First picture of the cast of continually problematic The Hobbit

Stop press – The Hobbit will actually feature characters from The Hobbit!

YOU HEARD THE TITLE. YES. IT’S ALL TRUE.

An independent contractor hired to cast extras for The Hobbit has been fired after rejecting non-white applicants.