Woe.

Yes, this is definitely film news.

Guess what? He’s playing a baddie. *yawn*

We haven’t been able to find out whether Bradley Cooper actually has an uncle, but he probably does.

Have we done that joke before? We may have done that joke before.

Gaze in wonder as every film site in the world makes the same dreadful crow-based title joke!

It is him, right?

It’s ok, they’re gonna ugly him up.

This week our faithful cheat sheet looks at the ever rising star that is Bradley Cooper. Between his love of cooking, helping inner-city children, being fluent in French, his adorable pet dogs and his general talent at ACTING we cannot say a bad word about him. Disgusting, isn’t it?

Wilde about writing?