Romantic comedies have become such a chore to watch, such a cold, damp and schmaltzy mire to wade through these days that many of us imagine the prospect of yet another Love, Actually knock-off with complete dread. Enter Silver Linings Playbook, a story about two bi-polar personalities trying to pick up the shattered pieces of their lives. It’s romantic, it’s witty, and it’ll charm the pants right off you.

Francis Lawrence will spin those adaptations of The Hunger Games out as fast as you can eat them

She didn’t like it. She’s not putting a ring on it. Ba-dum-tish. We’re here all week people…try the veal.

Hit and Run may not be the funniest comedy you’ll ever see – it’s probably not the funniest comedy you’ll see this year – but it has something that lots of similarly knock-about comic adventures seem to forget to include; it’s actually likable.

There’s going to be a Fifty Shades Of Grey film. We all KNOW this. We can’t, despite everything we’ve tried, stop it from happening. So, if it must happen, let’s talk casting – anyone else fancy Charlie Sheen for the role of Christian Grey? Here are our top 10 casting choices for the BDSM bonkbuster…

Please don’t make us hate it John

Please don’t make us hate it Heather

Could someone not shoot Zach Galifianakis in Mexico? Just to see him die?

In other news, sun becomes black as sackcloth of hair, moon becomes as blood and the stars of the heavens fall unto earth.

And it’s not rubbish!