We don’t want to ruin your Friday, but grubby paedophile Roman Polanski is making an erotic film.

HELLO!

Being so multi-talented and in such high-demand is tough on James Franco. He’ll have to save the stage for another day

NINE YEARS THIS HAS TAKEN. NINE YEARS.

And well she might.

Not content with getting us all in a flutter with Top Gun 2 news, our favourite scientologst (and seriously, that’s top of a big list) has set the film world a-flame once again with rumours that he’ll be appearing in musical Rock Of Ages. Singing? Dancing? Presumably platform disco shoes? We’re pretty much in.

Just weeks after ducking an extradition attempt, Roman Polanski is to begin directing his next film – an adaptation of hit play God of Carnage.