Shiloh reportedly throwing her toys out of the pram.

It’s exactly what you expect…

One day, we’ll remember Thor has a real name. That day is not today.

“Oh good! A British rapper making his film debut!” said nobody, ever. But stay that hand from killing – Ashley Thomas (‘Bashy’ to his fans) is actually pretty good in The Man Inside. Sadly, not everyone else is pulling their weight in this patchy underworld thriller.

He’ll be cast opposite EVERY GOOD ACTOR.

There’s going to be a Doctor Who movie materialising in cinemas soon, most likely with that weird whoooshing sound effect. Now if they want to do this, it turns out they’re going to need an actor to play the Doctor (we were as shocked as you were). So we thought we’d give the film producers a hand, and let you all know our picks for who would make superb Doctors Whos.

Not as Lincoln, obviously, as someone scary.

Following his very recent directorial debut Ralph Fiennes takes on The Invisible Woman

Have you ever thought, we mean really thought, about Sean Penn? We have. And lo and behold one of us thinks he’s of the Parker fountain Penn of Hollywood, and the other thinks he’s just the biro that the dog has chewed and oh god someone call the vet, it’s choking.

Wait…isn’t he that one from (insert name of invariably brilliant film here)?