THINK ON YOUR SINS, Twilight fans.

First Jews, then outlaws, now Muppets. Christoph Waltz really likes to hunt things.

Piranha 3D was the surprise hit of 2010, blending knowing references to its glorious B-movie heritage with a truly unfeasible supply of boobs, blood, boobs, fish, boobs, Christopher Lloyd and boobs. Can its long-awaited sequel work the same schlocky magic? …No, no it can’t. Piranha 3DD is exactly as bad as we expected its predecessor to be.

JUNE THE FIRST JUNE THE FIRST OH MY GOD BOOBS

FISH BOOBS FISH

PIRANHAS! BOOBS! HASSELHOFF!

Expect many more swimsuit bulges…where they shouldn’t be.

He’s back in the water!

Believe it or not, Baywatch: The Movie has been floating around (brilliant) for a while now, but there’s never been any word on director or cast members. However, perhaps with the announcement of the writers; Brian Gatewood and Alessandro Tanaka, other news might come flooding in (somebody stop us!)