Sam Raimi‘s cult classic Evil Dead has been controversially resurrected, but, despite a few new plot additions, director Fede Alvarez hasn’t quite managed to breath new life into the story. It has some satisfying similarities with the original – gallons of spewing blood, an integral chain saw, an evil force rushing through the forest at an ungodly pace and non-consensual tree sex – but RIP low-budget aesthetics and downright silliness, you are greatly missed.

Evil Dead is apparently amazing and worth a few more new films.

We’ve run out of gags on tree rape, but expect more of it anyway.

Cabin in the Words.

Come on, groups of attractive holidaying teenagers, didn’t you *see* Cabin In The Woods?!

Director promises theatrical experience.