Fantastic writers Lawrence Kasdan and Simon Kinberg sign up for Star Wars Episodes VIII and IX! Thanks, Disney!

Arise, Lord Michael Arndt, and take your place as writer of Star Wars VII!

Elderly grumpzilla reveals an interest in return to helm the Millennium Falcon in Star Wars VII

And we so wanted to hate him. Damn.

Disney turn to the dark side as they plan a new trilogy of Star Wars films. IT’S A TRAP!

We have a bad feeling about this…

Twenty-four years in the making, George Lucas’ passion project has finally soared onto our screens to expose the untold story of the Tuskegee Airmen. Except it doesn’t really do that at all. The only history lesson on offer here is a little recap of ‘The Great Beard in the post-Episode VI era’, which is justly left out of textbooks because it’s really rather sad. Face it, George, a P-51 Mustang is just not an X-Wing.

So close. So far.

Four Avatar films. Can you even imagine how much sanctimoniousness that’s going to need?

It’s a sad fact in life that, sometimes, bad trailers happen to good films. Look at 21 Jump Street for instance; a clever satire of the buddy-cop drama made to look just like… well, just like an actual buddy-cop drama. We’ve decided to hold these trailer crimes accountable and have selected the top 10 worst offenders to be sent before the Best For Film judge…