The One Direction film – otherwise known as One Direction: This Is Us – is officially out in cinemas! Directed by Morgan ‘Supersize Me’ Spurlock and charting the boys’ meteoric rise to fame from their humble beginnings as mere children, the film looks set to break box office records and the hearts of perma-sobbing tweens everywhere.
Whiskey and Britishness, hurrah!
Would you like Steven Spielberg to come over there and lick your toes clean, Michel Hazanavicius? That’s probably the only accolade left.
Actually, he said it’s “One film cleft in twain.” Hee hee, he said ‘cleft’!
Well it has been out for nearly three weeks now…
Except this whole story rests on a false dichotomy. Doesn’t it, The Internet?
TWO WEEKS TWO WEEKS TWO WEEKS ‘TIL SUPER 8! We’re still searching for answers, but as this week saw the release of instant megahit Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 we’ve taken our inspiration from the various monsters of Harry’s world. See how many you can guess…
JK Rowling is currently ordering a solid platinum iPad to run Pottermore off. And laughing.
Oh, tell us it’s true!