Chasing Oscars won’t bring your parents back, Annie.

Queens are allowed to be late.

Remember Daniel Myrick? You will soon.

Would somebody get that big walking carpet out of our way?

Seriously, these guys are the worst.

Instead of a dark lord you will have a QUEEN!

Cry us a river, Lynne Ramsay.

Tron star to join POW biopic?

Say hi to the Curiosity rover while you’re there, yeah? We miss that guy.

Kyrie eleison, Joss eleison, kyrie eleison…