D’you know what Million Dollar Baby needed? A scruffy kid with big eyes, Evangeline Lilly, and MASSIVE ROBOTS. Hugh ‘all the genres, all of the time, so long as I get to be buff’ Jackman stars in an unreasonably enjoyable sci-fi sports extravaganza which will leave you wondering why Hollywood has never before made a robot fight a 2000lb bull.
What the French Revolution always needed was Jean Valjean having a phone thrown at him.
Or Helena Bonham Carter? Or Emma Watson? OR THE ENTIRE WORLD OF HOLLYWOOD?
Jackman fulfils musical dreams to the detriment of his X-Men responsibilities
Hugely talented, enviably beautiful and married to Daniel Craig, Rachel Weisz is the thinking man’s crumpet and the thinking woman’s object of bitter, bitter envy. But what does she get up to when she’s not fighting mummies and winning Oscars? It’s a Tuesday; this must be the Cheat Sheet…
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