Why can’t all universities be like this one?

Mike Wazowski and James P. Sullivan are looking SHARP in their campus attire, aren’t they?

It’s unspectacular and massively spoiler-y, but we’re children inside and still excited.

In a month that’s already overcrowded with supernatural themed animations, Hotel Transylvania is the runt of the litter. Frantic, over-manic direction, a severe dearth of laughs and a predictable plot are bad enough, but when you factor in Adam Sandler trampling all over proceedings and doing another Stupid Fucking Voice, then you’ve really got problems.

Stan Lee Media, Inc. file a lawsuit against Conan. No, really…

While more and more employees of News of the World are set to be detained at Her Majesty’s pleasure, we’ve been making a list of all the people we think should be locked up. Like Rebekah Brooks, these sly foxes have gotten away with it somehow (although unlike Rebekah Brooks, they are all fictional characters in movies). It’s time we put the world to rights and take matters into our own hands – all rise for the court of long-ignored crimes.

It might focus on Mike and Sully’s tender university years…