Will Bryan Singer fulfill his destiny and resume his role as director for the sequel to X-Men: First Class?

Killing implies blood, death, murder. Slaying implies bunnies, candy-floss and cuddles, apparently.

Everyone loves Stanley Tucci. You know him, he’s the little bald chap in The Devil Wears Prada. And the little bald chap in Julie & Julia. And the little bald chap in Burlesque. And the not-bald paedophile in The Lovely Bones. See? That’s how good an actor he is – sometimes he acts HAVING HAIR. He’s not actually gay, either. Feeling ignorant? Come inside…

DON’T GET THE BEANS WET, NICHOLAS!

Take a deep breath and prepare yourself for an exhaustive year of EPIC action films. 2012 is the official year of explosive sequels, daring superheroes and hardcore fairy tales. Just make sure you have an oxygen tank nearby.

Why, why, why!?

Blackbeard trades his tricorn for a crown.

She’s fresh-faced and ready to be kidnapped.

Because giants are bastards.

Jack the Giant Killer to be either Perfect Snogger, About A Boy or Hunky Dory stage actor.