Jason OH-NOa.

If a Dothraki horde crosses the Narrow Sea…Jason Momoa will be too busy being a Guardian of the Galaxy to lead them.

Aging thespian and hardnut Sylvester Stallone returns – whether we want him to or not – as the lead in Bullet to the Head; an action-packed thriller originally based on a French graphic novel. Better late than never, some might say. But is it? Is Bullet to the Head really a worthy return for our Rocky hero? Haven’t we seen it all before; the flying bullets, the incessant one-liners, the box-shaped man with the steroid-fuelled arms?

These photos will make you feel like you’ve been shot in the head! With photos!

So. Much. Manliness. Conan has returned in this Marcus Nispel remake to avenge lost loves, roam round without the aid of clothing and most importantly, participate in a spot of horse abuse. Behold the 113 minute presentation of the gunshow.

Stan Lee Media, Inc. file a lawsuit against Conan. No, really…

Oh my. Did you see the size of his mighty weapon?

And everything is made out of smoke. YEAH FOR SMOKE!