Annapurna Pictures and Skydance form an unholy alliance to bring Skynet back online

You won’t believe who apparently won.

VIOLENCE! NUDITY! EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL!

Already feeling the onset of Olympic Blues? Head on down to Somerset House for twelve nights of outdoor cinema screenings – incredible films in an incredible location are just the ticket to lift London’s spirit back up to those dizzying heights of Olympic fever.

This gun-toting prohibition shoot-em-up has come under fire for lacking in substance. Substance?! What do you want here, it’s a gangster epic! It doesn’t need to have substance, it’s got guns! Guns! Knuckle-Dusters! Blood! Testicles in a jam jar! Sexy women! Waistcoats! Guns! Sure, it doesn’t break any boundaries, but it breaks plenty of bones. It’s got guns! Pass me tha’ there moonshine y’all.

…or whatever.

They call her Calamity Padmé…

Alright, mainly Tom Hardy. Don’t pretend to complain.

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