It’s amazing how fashionable one can look in a fight to the death, isn’t it?

Hunger Games fans, meet your Finnick!

Grey, but still badass

Expendables poster = parade of badmen.

PLEASE cop off with Philip Seymour Hoffman onset. Do it for us.

Kabloom! Shapowey! Bazookas! Statham! Burning!

“I now pronounce you man… and KNIFE.”

Gary Ross fleshes out Suzanne Collins’ sparse survival tale into a fully-fledged dystopian action flick, adding social and political complexities only glimpsed at in the debut novel. Stonking performances from everyone involved, genuinely harrowing scenes of sacrifice and A TOTAL LACK OF WEEPING VAMPIRES make this one teen franchise actual worthy of the label Young Adult. Thanks Bella, but you can go now.

To celebrate the release of The Hunger Games, a film in which children are forced to fight one another to the death (much to the amusement of others), we’ve decided to look back over cinema’s Top 10 Most Inappropriate Games For Children. Not because we like children, or want to preserve them in any way, just because we can…

OH JUST GIVE UP