Top tip, guys – if you wear the codpiece AND the mask at once then you’re going to look like gimps.

Man Of Steel isn’t even cold in the ground yet, but we’ve got our first casting rumour.

Jim Carrey lends further support to the view that he’s a bit of a thicky

Let’s all thank Man Of Steel’s box office returns for scaring Marvel into signing a goddamn cheque for once

Everybody knows Superman. Sometimes dismissed under the title of ‘The Big Blue Boy Scout’, he is the virtuous, infallible and virtually invincible symbol of American heroism; the superhero that begat all superheroes. Yet what’s often forgotten is that, despite possessing these traits, Superman is also something else – an alien, an ultimate example of the ‘other’. By focusing on the latter, director Zack Snyder lends interest to the former, providing a Superman whose otherworldliness serves only to make him more Earthly. It’s a strong starting point for the new franchise, but, as with the rest of mankind, this newly human Superman still has room for a little improvement.

Come ON, Superman, we all need saving from no-you-induced boredom.

James Mangold tweets photos, no one cares

Nobody wants to see an alien dithering, Superman.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s…oh it’s just a poster. As you were.

Honestly! It’s fully worth a look!