The wait is finally over! After no fewer than four stand-alone prequels, the giants of Marvel’s metahuman stable explode onto the silver screen in a joyous orgy of action, wit and great big hammers. Visionary director Joss Whedon pulls off the ultimate balancing act as Earth’s Mightiest Heroes™ settle their differences for one of the most exhilarating superhero films ever.

So boring! And yet so moreish.

We still care. Honestly we do.

If you look at them really quickly at 24fps, it’s basically like a very poorly edited film that lasts half a second.

Scarlett Johansson gets to look like she’s doing something other than providing the on-set vagina in these ones! LOL JK

Hang on, where’s the Hulk? ……………………………………HULK SMASH

Written and directed by Kenneth Lonergan, Margaret has been in production for nearly five years, delayed due to multiple set-backs arising from Lonergan’s stubborn pursuit of the elusive perfect cut (and further exasperated by multiple ongoing law suits), concluding in a limited release orchestrated by Fox Searchlight Pictures. With only a handful of showings across the country, Margaret may be the best film you never see this year.

Crime-spree magicians, eh? That sounds like an appropriate project for the golden years of one of our favourite actors in the world ever.

*nerdgasm*

Assemble! No, you all need to bunch in a bit – Bruce, can you stand at the back? Don’t look straight at the camera, Tony…