You may have noticed that Thor and Loki are working their way towards what the internet has dubbed a Thoreal commercial with ever-lengthening hair dos. It’s my duty to report that the danger is real, but it isn’t such a bad thing (so far).

Oh yeah, like any other journalist on the planet resisted that title.

Kyrie eleison, Joss eleison, kyrie eleison…

Let’s all thank Man Of Steel’s box office returns for scaring Marvel into signing a goddamn cheque for once

Joss Whedon’s Much Ado About Nothing hit cinemas this weekend and, even though it’s Shakespeare (your time in the spotlight is over, Bard!), we’re definitely on a mission to see it. Why? Because it’s JOSS WHEDON behind it. Joss Whedon? You know, the outrageously awesome cult director and writer? Here’s 10 reasons why we’re desperate to escape into the Whedonverse…

Loki won’t be seen in The Avengers 2, meaning that The Hulk cannot continue his mental and physical abuse of poor Tom Hiddleston

Loki > Voldemort

#CoulsonDefinitelyLives

#CoulsonLives

We are listening to you intently, Joss. With all of our ears and eyes.